For many
of us Saturday night at the annual RNA conference is all about shoes. This year
was no exception.
After a
day of interesting, informative and humorous talks and workshops, it was time
to get glammed up for the Gala Dinner. I left my room in full control of my
footwear and went off in search of friends, and wine, in the bar.
It’s a
long-standing joke that we’re often reduced to peering at the boobs of others –
not because we’re interested in their cleavage – but in an effort to read their
name badges. So much of our communication is done by e-mail or on social
networking sites, we have to peer to make sure we’ve got the right person to
fling our arms round before letting them know how wonderful it is to meet them
in the real world.
In
future I’m going to wear my badge on my back. People can then happily confirm
it’s me – with the added bonus of being able to walk away if they don’t want to
talk to me, as I’m not the cyber friend they thought I was. Nothing worse than,
as is my case, myopically peering at someone’s name only to find it’s a case of
mistaken identity.
Along
with the conversation at the dinner the wine flows. In the past I have
abandoned my killer heels, flinging them over my shoulder as I’ve surrendered in
the battle of the bunions to walk bare foot back to my room.
The
worse case scenario is being seduced by one of the many kitchen parties. The
pain of the bunions forgotten as yet more wine flows. Walking home in killer
heels should be policed – with friends removing your shoes if they deem you
unfit to be in possession them. I’m amazed I haven’t been involved in multiple
pile ups at various campuses around the UK as I’ve tottered home, arm in arm
with new friends and old, all thinking we’re totally in control of our heels.
Then, of
course, the next day there’s the hangover. Help is on hand to remedy this with
housemates sharing alka seltzer, copious amounts of water and breakfast being
provided by the venue. It’s a time to
share the woes of others – and join in hunt for much loved and admired shoes
that, in a moment of euphoria at having pitched successfully to an agent or
publisher, were thrown in the air in celebration to end up hanging in a tree or
buried in a bush.
But it
isn’t really all about heels and hangovers.
It’s about friendship, fun and learning.
It’s also an opportunity to celebrate our love for the RNA and what this
wonderful organisation means to us.
PS I
must add I got off lightly this year. I
walked back to my room in perfect control of my footwear, didn’t get lost and
didn’t wake with a hangover!
2 comments:
Sounds such fun! Thanks.
You had fantastic shoes and looked lovely. I wish there was more time to chat. xx
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